MISSOULA – Since the dawn of the FLAT’s most recent era almost one year ago, during which the Green Onion and … Continue reading One Year Later, FLAT Secures Food Source
MISSOULA – City officials estimate this morning that the UM FLAT, a popular demonstration house in the University District, has … Continue reading FLAT Missing, Replaced by University TUNDRA Initiative
MISSOULA – Residents in the area of Missoula, Montana may have noticed a dramatic delay in package delivery services last … Continue reading Intoxicated Resident Blows Beer Money on Garden Supplies
I will not play at tug o’ war. I’d rather play at hug o’ war, Where everyone hugs Instead of … Continue reading FLAT to Consider International Day of Love
MISSOULA – Social media exploded this past week as information was leaked revealing the FLAT’s private efforts to insulate itself … Continue reading FLATGate Scandal Exposed!
MISSOULA – Researchers from the University of Montana reported in the school’s quarterly “Whodathunkit” science magazine, released earlier this week, … Continue reading Green Onion Science Report: New Study Shows Open Door is Source of Thermal Discomfort
MISSOULA – M.C. Donough, recently retired founding editor of the UM FLAT’s Green Onion, was flattered to receive the … Continue reading Former Green Onion Editor Awarded First “Pulletzer Prize” for Excellence in Journalism